For pages that get visits but not customers

Your page has 8 seconds.
Find out why it's losing.

150 synthetic buyers from your industry read your page cold and tell you — in plain words — what stopped them. The verdict, the objections, and the fixes, in about 30 minutes.

One payment · auto-refund if we can't produce it · no sales call, ever

coaching site · goal: book a callexample report
27 would book41 unsure82 would leave
Top objection · raised by 71 of 150I can't tell what a session costs or what actually happens in one. I'm not booking a call just to find out.

Analytics tells you they left. It never tells you why.

Your friends say it "looks great." They're being kind — and they're not your buyers.

The people who know why it doesn't convert are the strangers who land, hesitate, and close the tab. They never fill in your feedback form.

So we rebuilt them. 150 synthetic buyers — skeptics, comparison-shoppers, budget-worriers — matched to your industry. Most say no. Now you hear the reasons.

Every objection is a fix you can ship this week.

How it works

Paste your URL. That's the whole job.

01

We capture your page

Screenshot and copy, exactly as a first-time visitor sees it. You approve the audience we've matched before anything runs.

02

150 buyers read it cold

Each one reacts in their own words — what convinced them, what made them hesitate, what made them leave.

03

You get the verdict + the fixes

How many would act, the objections ranked by frequency, and drafted changes tied to each one. ~30 minutes.

The report

Not a score.
A work queue.

A number alone doesn't help you. Every section exists to hand you the next change to make.

Open the full sample report →

01 · The verdict

How many of 150 would act

Buy, book, sign up, or leave — and where you rank among pages like yours. Know if you have a real problem before you spend on ads.

27/150

38th percentile · coaching

02 · The why

Objections, in buyer language

71Pricing fog — no idea what a session costs
49No proof anyone like me got results
32“Book a call” feels like a sales trap

03 · The fix

Changes tied to each objection

Answers objection #1 · Add a price band above the CTA

Sessions are $180. The first 20 minutes are free — so you know before you pay.
High confidence
Your verdict holds across every buyer type — except DIY solo marketers. If they're your real market, read section 3 first.The report tells you when audiences disagree, and who's carrying your verdict.

Why trust it

As accurate as a marketing professional. In 30 minutes. For $49.

Most AI tools hand you confident answers about everything. We measured where ours is right, published the results — and the report tells you when it's not sure.

65.3%

of A/B winners called correctly across 59 historical tests, preregistered. The average marketing, UX and design professional: 63.7%.

15,000+

scored pages across 111 industries — every one judged by the same fixed panel as yours. Your result is a position, not an opinion.

ρ = 0.92

Same page, same verdict. Run it again tomorrow and the score holds. No slot-machine reports.

We tell you when we're not sure. That's the point.

When two options genuinely tie, the report says so instead of inventing a winner. It never promises "this will lift conversions 23%" — nobody can know that without your real traffic, including us.

The full accuracy record — including the numbers that flatter us less — is public in our facts and claim boundaries. We ran the first report on our own page; it found the proof gap this section is answering.

OptionCostTimeTells you why
Run ads to test it live$1,000+weeksno — just bounce rates
User-testing panel$500–2,0001–2 weeksyes, 5–10 people
CRO agency audit$3,000+weeksyes, one expert's view
150 Strangers$49~30 minyes — 150 reactions, ranked

Pricing

One page.
One payment.
No subscription.

Launching next week? About to turn on ads? Rewrote your hero for the fourth time? This is the 30-minute check that tells you whether the page is ready to receive money — and what to change if it isn't.

Also used for: comparing against a competitor's page, sanity-checking a redesign before it ships, and settling the headline argument with your cofounder.

Page report

$49 / report

  • Verdict of 150 + your rank among 15,000+ scored pages
  • Objections ranked by frequency, quoted in buyer language
  • Which buyer types say yes — and which carry your verdict
  • Drafted fixes tied to each objection, confidence-labeled
  • Delivered in ~30 minutes
Run my report — $49

If the capture fails or the report can't be produced, it refunds automatically.

Right now, on the example page

82 of 150 are leaving.
Find out why yours do.

Paste your URL, approve the audience, get the verdict, the objections, and the fixes — in about 30 minutes.

Test my page — $49